workplace baf-rooms
I'm sure there hast been many artikels about this written, but now I get to add to that list!
So, workplace bathrooms. Can anyone say "awkward"? Out loud, please? Danke.
Here are some of the awkward moments I encounter, in no particular rank order based on awkwardness level:
-when you didn't poop, but someone before you did, and you're washing your hands and someone new comes in and thinks you just pooped
-when the person next to you is in the middle of pooping and when you come in, they get all quiet.
-when you're the one pooping and someone else comes in, and you get all quiet.
-when one of you is already in the process and the other one comes in to do the same, and you both get all quiet. an awkward silence, unmatched by any other of life's awkward silences
-when you enter the bathroom with a co-worker and you have to go your separate ways/stalls but they keep trying to talk to you once you've started peeing
-when you are having a conversation in separate stalls and the time comes to flush, which means that you will be 'missing' a portion of what they are saying. do you say, 'hold on a sec, I have to flush but I am really interested in what you are saying so just hold on a sec.' ?
-when you are washing your hands and you have to reach over to their sink to get the soap
-this conversation: "you go ahead." "no, you." "no, you." "are you sure? no, you." in unison, "okay" "oops, no you..." applied to many things, especially the paper towel dispenser
-when the other person accidentally makes 'a noise' while peeing and you laugh out loud
-when you accidentally make 'a noise' while peeing and you laugh out loud at yourself
-when you have to use the tampon dispenser in front of someone else
-when you have to use the tampon dispenser in front of someone else, and it malfunctions
So, workplace bathrooms. Can anyone say "awkward"? Out loud, please? Danke.
Here are some of the awkward moments I encounter, in no particular rank order based on awkwardness level:
-when you didn't poop, but someone before you did, and you're washing your hands and someone new comes in and thinks you just pooped
-when the person next to you is in the middle of pooping and when you come in, they get all quiet.
-when you're the one pooping and someone else comes in, and you get all quiet.
-when one of you is already in the process and the other one comes in to do the same, and you both get all quiet. an awkward silence, unmatched by any other of life's awkward silences
-when you enter the bathroom with a co-worker and you have to go your separate ways/stalls but they keep trying to talk to you once you've started peeing
-when you are having a conversation in separate stalls and the time comes to flush, which means that you will be 'missing' a portion of what they are saying. do you say, 'hold on a sec, I have to flush but I am really interested in what you are saying so just hold on a sec.' ?
-when you are washing your hands and you have to reach over to their sink to get the soap
-this conversation: "you go ahead." "no, you." "no, you." "are you sure? no, you." in unison, "okay" "oops, no you..." applied to many things, especially the paper towel dispenser
-when the other person accidentally makes 'a noise' while peeing and you laugh out loud
-when you accidentally make 'a noise' while peeing and you laugh out loud at yourself
-when you have to use the tampon dispenser in front of someone else
-when you have to use the tampon dispenser in front of someone else, and it malfunctions